Muslims have tiny dicks and it's all the fault of touching Jews. So THAT'S my fucking problem. Reports from Salaam del al Kahleef (Dick like a Moth), Durha mos Rasheed al Mohar (Needle Dick the Bug Fucker), and Shirka obah Kamahl Ladin (Sodomizer of baby humming birds) detailed at the "Shrinking Dick Syndrome" site. Now if we could only figure out how the WMDs disappeared in Iraq.