11/14/2003

Porn babe Mary Carey concedes CA governor's race to Arnold. She also gives you a rundown on her TV show called "Can You be a Porn Star". She is also doing a political movie:

"I am also going to start taping "Run Mary Run" which will star me and ron jeremy as (Cruz, I guess) Bustamante. It will have some footage from me on the campaign trail mixed with some hot sex scenes...."
That girl has at least half a brain inside that bat cave. She had several decent ideas, including this plank in her platform:
. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.
Not bad Mary baby. Not bad.

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