3/29/2003

ALL MOVIE ACTORS ARE BRILLIANT



A LOOK AT JUST EXACTLY WHO IS SHOOTING OFF THEIR MOUTHS

A Fifth Column of Wannabees, Burn Outs, and Has Beens Who will Support Criminals and Tyrants Willing Pay Them

A movie star is an actor so big that he/she can "open" a movie all by themselves. They don't need any help. The only stars in Hollywood are Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Bruce Willis, perhaps Jim Carey, and a few other border liners. The stars, except for Bruce Willis who supports the Liberation of Iraq, have said nothing. These are actors who do not need to kiss other people's asses to get work.

WHAT ABOUT THE REST?

Did you know that Susan Sarandon's latest movies grossed ZERO? That they went straight to DVD?. That two of her most glorious efforts, "Igby Goes Down" and "June Moon" died. "The Banger Sisters" didn't make back it's cost? She's only a star on HBO. Nobody had heard of her in years til she attacked her own country.

Woody Harrelson- ("I'm tired of American lies", etc.)-- a one trick pony of an actor (he is always the same boring hick) has had a nothing box office for years. A junker movie called Sunchaser only did $5,000 world wide. My God a $5 hooker could do that in three weeks on Eighth Avenue.. Harrelson's "HiLo Country" and "Welcome to Sarajevo" combined, did less than a half a million world wide. Those world wide grosses are less than a real star earns in a few hours. "Nobody will pay real money to see you in anything, Woody."

Jessica Lange: No one has even heard of her latest movies. Winners like "Titus" ($1.9 million world wide), "Cousin Bette" ($1.1 million world wide), and "Hush" ($13.1 mil). She is low rent. They'd pay her what she's worth but she can't live on it. She turns Fifth Column to kiss ass her way into the casting mill.

Barbra hasn't had a hit in almost a decade. She's living on her past. And her mouth.

Picking the Hollywood Left acting crowd at random you have to conclude that most of them shoot off their mouths because it gets them in good with the Hollywood Left producers who are shitting their pants over losing EU grosses. These "actors" aren't worth more than $100,000 at the box office. They are nobody. Here's a few:

Ever hear of "Wet Hot American Summer"? "The Bumblebee Flies Away"? A few of Janeane Garofalo's (forty two) hot movies, thirty nine of which you have never heard of. This SAG minimum B movie day player shoots her stupid mouth off on every TV Opinion show that will have her. She gets more attention supporting Saddam than she gets in any of her movies. She hopes being a part of the Traitor Network will get her work.

Other non-stars shooting off: Matt Damon had a modest hit in Bourne Identify ,but there is no way he is bankable; not a star. Ethan Hawke has had parts in stuff like "White Fang", "Floundering" and many other movies you've never heard of. A few almost hits. He ain't no star. Uma Thurman, another Saddam supporter, has done 22 movies, starred in none, and the only one you ever heard of is Pulp Fiction; she gets more attention for attacking the President. Herman the Wonder Ant is a bigger box office draw than she is. Lawrence Fishburn? A star??? Come on. Name three movies he's ever been in. He's another Hollywood Left wannabe. PC all the way.

The ultimate hypocrisy is Madonna. Her career has dropped into the abyss. Flop movies, flop concerts, flop HBO specials and she has followed up this run of tired nouveau porn with a video in which she tosses a live hand granade in President Bush's lap. She's a creative burn out hoping Hollywood might let her do one more movie if her thinking is "correct" on the War.

These are people NOBODY will pay to see. The only way they can get work is if the suits will hire them. You can bet they represent the views of the suits who see their huge EU grosses going down the tubes.

Which begs the question: what movie STARS have spoken out against the war? NONE. Just the gutless not very bright pussy suck ups, over the hill unemployed, and burn outs. Camp followers who'd kiss the ass of a full blown child rapist like Roman Polanski (click for transcript of his disgusting acts) hoping to get a bit part. They are morally empty narcissists who can always be depended on to support thugs if it means two days work in a Tidy Bowl commercial.

They're all pigs. This year go back to baseball.

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