YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

Instead of CNN spying on our troops. 1500 Lawyers traveling through Iraq with battle commanders to make sure the commander isn't prosecuted for war crimes down the road by those fucking EU assholes. What follows is a scene from a battle. "L" stands for LAWYER and "PS" stands for "Poor Schumck" battle commander.

WHAT FOLLOWS IS PRETEND

Poor Schmuck: Is it OK to nail the tank?

L: Which way is the gun pointing?

PS: Right at us.

L: Can you actually see the hole in the gun barrel or is it pointing just "sort of toward us"?

PS: It's pointing at the infantry guys behind us.

L: You better not fire. The French shitheads will nail you.

PS: But what about my guys?

L: Look they weren't drafted. They joined up. They knew the risks. Fuck ‘em.

PS: No, no. I'm going to protect them.

L: Stop this tank, I'm getting out. You are no longer my client. Get another lawyer. You deserve whatever they do to you.......