4/18/2003

Another email worth posting
Subject: Things That Took Longer Than the Iraq War

-It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.

-It took less time to find evidence of chemical weapons in Iraq, than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.

- It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Teddy Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sunk at Chappaquiddick.

-It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida in the year 2000!


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