5/24/2003

CONTEST: Name the top three at the end of the first round of the Colonial Open. Now name the person who finished 96th, didn't make the cut, and is being declared "Winner" by the usual suspects (Front Page picture at the LA Times). She didn't play in a single PGA qualifier and admitting her is going to prove a super problem for the PGA. Now every minority complainer in America (20,000 of them) is going to whine and sue. She "won" only to another under performing victim group, this time a bunch of women who claim they are equal but aren't, and the PGA is going to pay for this big time. Either you have honest qualifying rules or you don't. Pretty soon every minority and sexual group will have to be represented in each and every tournament according to their percentage in the population and the PGA really has it coming.

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