8/04/2003

BOATLOAD OF CANDIDATES IN CALIFORNIA HAVE REVENUE RAISING IDEAS

Real Live People, citizens of the state of California can file for the election without being "selected" by the sorry media scum, the party hacks, and the requirement to have millions in the bank in order to run. And the "oh so pure crowd" like Sherry Bebitch Jeffe of the University of Southern California are shocked by democracy. I'll post the revenue raising schemes they come up with as they come up.

1. Install slot machines throughout the state and tax them; Larry Flynt

2. "Think Pink" by a billboard goddess named Angelyne (she'll have to update her site if she hopes to beat Mary Carey, link below). All the college educated pretentious scumbags in the media pretend not to know what she means. Us slobs know dam well what she means: pink is slang for vagina and she wants to legalize prostitution and tax the profits. A sure billion dollars for the state.

3. Porn Star Mary Carey (wraped in the flag and seeking your vote) wants to run and she'd tax breast implants; in Hollywood alone this will put $100 million into the coffers

Other ideas include taxing the Amber Alerts, legalizing off shore oil drilling and taxing that (a great way but the environs will stop it), legalizing marijuana growing and taxing it, taxing abortions, and other ideas will be pushished.

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