Things I love about women's soccer
1. Lesbians from around the world can be seen on ESPN instead of the porn channels
2. Riots by tiny crowds of lesbian fans are always a possibility
3. Living proof that there really is a sport more boring than men's soccer
4. Proof that most women look better in burkas than they do in skimpy clothes
5. Scoring three times in 90 minutes is about what most of us can do on a Friday night
6. Absolutely proves that men are superior at something that is totally stupid
7. Proves that ESPN can be forced to carry Politically Correct programming with ratings below .1---- Look for women's archery and women's marble tournaments next.
8. Proof that we lead the world in the development of lesbian athletes but China is catching up. Bush estimates it will take another $200 to keep ourselves on top.
9. Winning The World Cup of Women's Soccer is about as big as winning the trophy for third place in the Weed California Little League.