11/22/2003

An erection is no big deal til you can't get one
"CIALIS" FOR YOUR PHALLUS

THE fuck drug, Cialis, the three day (72 hour-4,320 minute, 259,200 second) woodie is here. The miracle drug. The fountain of lust. The ultimate erectile function. "Cialis for your phallus" will be the new cry. Can you imagine? Every guy over the age of twenty five is going to be limping around with a three day iron club that won't go away. We won't be able to work, run, or do anything but fuck. Heaven is here. Wife cheating will be OK. "Geez honey, I just had to. I couldn't help myself." Three days of fucking? Fuhgedaoudit.

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