1/20/2004

The Kaus Man asks "Am I crazy or did Mrs. Kerry look decidedly unhappy during her husband's Iowa victory speech? ..." My answer is that she is even weirder than Mrs. Dean. We are talking first string rich, over protected, born to the purple, don't need to worry about anything, I want it now rich. She is a nut case. Below is a post I wrote months ago.
"Botox-Woman" Magazine centerfold, Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry Tells it Like it Ain't
Posted 7:12 AM by Howard
Old "Botox Puss" gives a boring speech to Dems in Mass and never mentions "What's His Name" one time.

She may be the centerfold for the"Botox Woman" Magazine for July. This truly unlovely old broad needed a grant from the billion dollar Heinz Foundation, which she administrates, to cover her own treatments. Her hubby, John Kerry, will die because his loser nothing wife will kill his chances. What she needs is mouth surgery to shut her up.

Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry (rumors that she will change the name Heinz, to Del Monte), the lady of the $550 million net worth (of which she earned zero, as in nothing) and the administrator of the Heinz philanthropic operations with more than $1 billion in assets (of which she earned nothing), is one of the most boringly liberal lady of absolutely no personal accomplishment to hit the political trail, ever. Her father had money, she married money, and now is the "wife" of a presidential candidate. She will personally kill his chances. A feminist icon? A person who has never done anything in her life but inherit money? Get real. Mrs. Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes_Ferreira Heinz Kerry (the Dakota Sioux call her "Seven Names") is the prototypical Trust Fund Baby who has never worked a day in her life, and full of liberal bullshit mainly about the "poor in Africa.

She recently did a boring 30 minute speech in Massachusetts and didn't mention the guy running for president, who happens to be her goddam husband for Christ sakes, ONE TIME. With this bitch, it's all about her. Typical of the left elite. She will kill Kerry's chances because her moronic ego won't allow her to just shut up. READ THE GORY DETAILS of her speech (no longer available at NY Post), look at her Botxed Puss, and remember that money can't buy the impossible. She is old and in her case trying to hide it makes her actually ugly. A few quotes from this nut case. On using the name "Kerry":

campaign staffers have made her take her husband's name. "Now, politically, it's going to be Teresa Heinz Kerry, but I don't give a shit you know?" she said
Her quiet lifestyle:
Mrs Heinz - a fiery 64-year-old who inherited ?350 million from her late husband - is not just very rich indeed. She dresses almost exclusively in Chanel, has a private jet, the Flying Squirrel, and owns a collection of Dutch Old Master paintings so valuable that her insurance company will not allow them to be photographed. Some Washington wits have dubbed her and her husband Cash and Kerry.
She trusts Kerry with her money
Elle's interviewer asked if Mrs Heinz secured a prenuptial agreement from Mr Kerry when they married to secure her fortune. "You have to have a prenup," she replied. "You could be as generous or as sensitive as you want, but you have to have a prenup."
She is so out of control in her intemperate remarks that she has a "handler" to keep her from the press. What a First Lady she will be.

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