BUSH IS TOAST....DiCaprio endorses Kerry.... Bush people fear that the legendary bit player Winston Burdett may also endorse. Bush people further feel that celebrity drug addicts, shop lifters, and drunks like Courtney Love, Anne Heche, Anna Nicole Smith and Winona Ryder, as well as other intellectuals may also support Kerry. Privately Karl Rove is shaking in his shoes fearing that star addicts like Drew Barrymore and Robert Downey Jr., will join with MAAB (Medicated Actors Against Bloodshed). MAAB is meeting tonight with Hollywood Left activists in The Viper Club on Sunset Bloulevard with the avowed purpose of defeating Bush. Drug dependency in the blue state is rumored to exceed 42% with another 20% in jail for drug related crime. There is a rumor, and only a rumor, that GOP hit squads will flood California with free cocaine during the week before election in order to weaken the Democrats. The "word" in the blue state is that controversial quasi-criminals Liberals like R. Kelly, Bobby Brown, Tommy Lee, and even Shuge Knight will be urged to campaign for Right Wing Republicans in order to "level the playing field".