YOU WILL STILL BE TAX RAPED IF KERRY IS ELECTED

OK, Kerry will fuck the rich and tell the rest of us things are great. But below are the taxes that us slobs pay; now, tomorrow, and even more if Kerry wins. Below thanx to emailer Jim C. Some late ads courtesy of around 50 emails (special city and state, cable TV tax; Dish taxes, surcharges on traffic tickets which are 200% where I live; parking taxes; renters taxes which are $5 per month where I live; park fees; airport landing fees tacked onto tickets; and there are more but you get the drift.)

TAXES

Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

Capital Gains Tax

CDL license Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Court Fines

(indirect taxes)

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax

(FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel permit tax

Gasoline Tax

(42 cents per gallon)

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax Interest expense

(tax on the money)

Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges

(tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties

(tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Local Income Tax

Luxury Taxes

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Septic Permit Tax

Service Charge Taxes

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Taxes

(Truckers)

Sales Taxes

Recreational Vehicle Tax

Road Toll Booth Taxes

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax

(SUTA)

Telephone federal excise tax

Telephone federal universal service fee tax

Telephone federal, state and

local surcharge taxes

Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax

Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax

Telephone state and local tax

Telephone usage charge tax

Toll Bridge Taxes

Toll Tunnel Taxes

Traffic Fines

(indirect taxation)

Trailer registration tax

Utility Taxes

Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax

Watercraft registration Tax

Well Permit Tax

Workers Compensation Tax

Here's the kicker. All taxes could probably be ended if we legalized gambling and taxed the winnings and the profits of the betting parlor. AND if we legalized pot and taxed it.