THE REALLY NEW REALLY HIP USO

I guess you file this under "Support Our Troops Ladies, But Don't Let Your Boyfriend Know." This is the purpose of the organization known as "Operation Take One For The Country", that seems to mean...well...spread your legs and take one for your country. Their mission statement is as follows

About US: 'Operation Take One For The Country' (abbreviated OTOFTC) is a movement of like-minded women (women predominantly as of right now) who have covertly organized into groups to frequent eating and drinking establishments near armed service bases where troops are preparing to ship out overseas, and take one for the country, so to speak. We are a virtual organization and have no official headquarters or charter. We believe US service men and women deserve our support and we are willing to make caring choices about making them happy.

Son of a bitch, will this be like the Colorado University sexual recruiting scandal? An emailer, Kim W., tells me her "mother??" grandmother told her of "Victory Girls" (AKA "V GIRLS") during WWII hanging out at Canteens etc. for the purpose of getting laid too. So I guess this is at least as old as the Battle of Troy. So stop picking on Ted Koppel, his grandmother was a "V" Girl If I had a TV show I'd read the names of all the old broads who got the clap screwing the soldiers during WWII.