5/23/2004

"GAY" TROY SWISHES INTO THE ABYSS

As I said, Brad Pitt is a box office zero and his movies bomb. Latest figures: Saturday It's Shrek $44 mil to Troy's $9 mil (Sunday estimate is 31-6 Shrek) and Shrek has done more in four days than Troy has done in two weeks. Troy's word of mouth about the total "gayness" of the movie is killing it. The supposed "appeal" of the movie was clearly heterosexual; ballsy muscular guys and huge battles, matched with total babes getting fucked to death. As they say fuhgedaboudit. This is a near total fag fest; weakest men you ever saw and near ugly women, and it ain't selling tix in LA or Nebraska. I don't think Petersen will ever get another big movie deal. I guess the total gayness of the studio politics let this thing pass since it was the stockholders money at stake, not theirs; they all take big money in front. BTW Shrek is another "familiy" movie that parents can take our kids to and jointly enjoy the experience, something all parents treasure more than anything else in our lives. We live to make our kids happy more than anything else. So Troy swishes off into BlockBusterville and Shrek will play til July 4th.

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