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THE ATTACK OF THE LEFT WING SUMMER MOVIES
A Guide to Political Orthodoxy regarding the Correct Interpretaion of Cinematic Entertainment for Progressive Thinkers

A. Van Helsing (trust me, you ain't going)

Strictly for Kids who may or may not be tired of the obviously computerized scenes of contrived horror. This is actually a capitalist movie in the sense that it is one huge commercial for Universal's upcoming "theme ride". Of course the Hollywood Left manages to trash the Catholic Church. In this movie the Vatican has a secret police squad that sends Van to nuke the bad guys. Hollywood doesn't want kids thinking there is a God now, do they?