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THE ATTACK OF THE LEFT WING SUMMER MOVIES
A Guide to Political Orthodoxy regarding the Correct Interpretation of Cinematic Entertainment aimed at Progressive Thinkers

A. "Day After Tomorrow" or "Cheney is Dumb but Bush is Dumber"

REPRINTED TODAY BECAUSE IT OPENS TODAY

PARTY MEMBERS ATTENTION: This is REQUIRED viewing for all progressive thinkers. See it at least two times. Try to trick unsuspecting minors into seeing it with you so they will come to the correct conclusions about the evils of capitalism and Republicans, especially the stupidity of Bush. Tell all youth that these special effects disasters WILL happen unless HillaryCare becomes law, Birth Prevention "clinics" are put into all grammar schools, and evil SUVs aren't burned in the parking garage by the theater. Do not tell the little fucks about your stock holdings. You might make a comment like, "Wouldn't all those SUVs look better with broken windshields?" while you point the punk toward the parking lot.

This movie has been so politicized by the Hollywood Left that the grosses may be seriously damaged (see this link to Brokaw shilling for the movie and the Democrats HERE). This movie won't be seen by anyone other than kids and Lefty adults. The campaign has been deliberate so we must now assume that this movie is so bad that only controversy can get them a box office. It was supposed to be released LAST summer but was held back to "fix" it. The director, Roland Emmerich, has a super track record as a "big" movie director but the super Left has hijacked this movie.

It was intended to be an over the top special effects spectacular about the destruction of the entire world by volcanic eruptions, tidal waves, snow storms, and fires. It is now an occasionally special effects disaster movie featuring greedy business interests and the stupidity of George W. Bush (featured) for ignoring warnings of Global Warming from Al Gore, Barbra Streisand, and Ted Kennedy. The only "surprise" is the start of an ice age. The suits decided to do "ice" because the gradual formation of a desert is a lousy visual. "Who the fuck wants to see a bunch of starving Republicans and dying snakes for Chriss sakes?"

Premise: Republican Big Business, willing to do anything for evil money, ignore The New York Times, NBC, and CNN warnings about Global Warming and pollute the world. Their lust for profits drives them to violate EPA regulations so their putrid emissions destroy the ozone layer. This mindless lust gets to the point that Hollywood Left special effects destroy the world, except for certain minority groups. This movie is supposed to be so effective that we will all vote for Democrats. In fact nobody will be affected because they already have drawn conclusions before they see it. Kids will be swayed but kids grow up and will learn the truth.

Even as a disaster movie, the casting of botoxed up old ladies (the still good decent looking 45 year old Sela Ward ) and not very attractive young women (Emmy Rossum ) is a mystery. There is no sex appeal in this movie and one wonders if a bunch of lesbians and fruits cast this thing after they did Troy. Dennis Quaid is the man in the movie who has all the box office appeal of Paula Zahn with her back turned. Movie is totally boring after the first thirty minutes of disasters to everyone but Lefties. All the good parts are special effects destruction scenes. You may enjoy it by imagining that everybody you hate gets killed in the special effects. I visualized one of my ex-wives being driven into the Empire State building by the hundred foot tidal wave and slammed to a bloody pulp while I stood by in a helicopter and didn't help; her last words to me was "I want more alimony" and then she was smote into a million soggy pieces. I came in my pants with that one. BTW the movie is pretty good. Sort of a by-the-numbers 70's disaster movie that the Left hype has made into agit-prop. Nothing great, nothing awful, just a disaster movie.

Rated: PG-13 for genocide, mild sex (if you call fucking the world mild), and just plain no babes.