The Rain in Maine can really be a pain....but I have news.....

Bush confessed to War Crimes back in 1972, New York Times set to report in a bombshell Special Edition....The Times will reveal that Bush testified against his fellow National Guard draft dodgers before a secret Senate hearing in July of 1972. In a voice charged with emotion Bush Jr. testified to beastiality, that air national guardsmen routinely twisted citizens into knots, and that they squeezed the testicles of local people. The Times has learned that these acts were committed against U.S. Citizens unlike the acts committed by Kerry which were against a bunch of armed and vicious Communists.

Bush claims he testified to he and his pals screwing a bunch of the local ugly pigs in town, not bestiality; that the townspeople got "bent out of shape" over a few drinking parties held in motels, and that he and his friends busted the balls of the local town officials. The White House also said that the purpose of the hearing was whether or not the Air National Guard should be allowed to install a couple of "high end" whore houses in Alabama for Air National Guard use.

The Kerry campaigning stands by their charges. Looks bad for Bush.....