Notes on a Zig Zag paper: Either every man in America but me is now hung like wild west gunslinger or the FTC has sued all the penis enlargement industry. While channel surfing early this AM there were NO commercials for either bigger dicks or 42 D cup breasts. I really miss those over the hill hookers pitching the gospel.

The paltry audiences for both Cher and Rosie leave me wondering if the Bruce Springsteen, Peral Jam, etc. agit prop tour is doing well. Haven't heard a word from the big mouth crowd.

The total silence on the O'Reilly/middle aged bitch harassment story makes me think that somehow a deal had been made. Look for the tapes on Ebay.

According to Page Six the Kerry campaign workers are creating a brothel for themselves. No pix of the babes, if there are any babes.

If you haven't read Mort Zuckerman's piece on the Duelfur Report yet, be sure to go there. The entire article is a MUST READ.

For the first time in years I am totally into baseball. All my friends are watching too. Don't know if the ratings will show up big time or not.

All the cop and lawyer shows have been doing stories on the sex slave trade for a couple of years. Finally a crackdown in Frisco:

Inside, authorities rounded up 17 young Asian women believed to have been trafficked into the country for sex and slave labor. Many were found in a basement, reachable only through a false wall inside a cabinet. Typically, sex slave victims pay tens of thousands of dollars to get here, only to be forced into prostitution to pay off their debts.

This is far more widespread than you might imagine. Full story HERE.