Hollywood Left embraces family values: Get this one for the Liberal shift to "family." A show starring the well known cruising lesbian singer Melissa Etheridge will feature her as a lesboterian music teacher. She lives with her straight male best friend. It gets better, the two of them not only live together, but they jointly raise the daughter of another "friend." Holy Shit! With all we know about the importance of a stable "mommy" and "daddy" IN the home and as role models. This is Blue State family values to the Democratic Party. And I can't wait til "mommy" bathes their little daughter.

Brad and Jeniffer: It's not that he's gay, but it is all but certain that Jennifer is a rug muncher. She has done lesbo scene after lesbo scene on "Friends." Kissing Winona Ryder, Lisa Kudrow, and Dagmara Dominczyk among others. You don't do that stuff if you ain't one. Poor Brad. The first sign of trouble in their marriage was when he wore one of her dresses in "Troy" and looked sexier in it than she did.