A little Weekend Humor

ACLU: U.S. Military guilty of murdering Hitler....No evidence that Hitler ever so much as touched a Jew. Class Action lawsuits against 600,000 family members of soldiers serving in Europe during WWII are pending as evidence mounts that Nazi Germany was punished for helping the Palestinians establish a nation state. Senator Barbara Boxer (Moron CA) sobbed as she announced her support for the Palestinians of the 1940s and vowed restitution to the surviving families of brave SS soldiers. Meanwhile 10,000 students at CAL-Berkeley rallied to protest the fact that another Jew Nobel Prize winner might be allowed to teach there if he passed sensitivity training, took a course in the Koran, and would agree to teach a Hamas themed physics course (Einstein stole relativity from Muslims). “A Jew is a Jew is a Jew”, declared student leader Stephanie Djoo-hat-ar , who refused to remove her burka because she is in fear for her life. Meanwhile word is spreading like wildfire on Left web sites that Attorney General wannabe Alberto Gonzales is Jewish. Massive student rallies are expected next week.