HOLLYWOOD GOES CHRISTIAN??

Satire
Yesterday's Drudge Report shouted: "Hollywood goes Christian" which is very hard for those Left Wing atheists to do. But if these articles below are true, it looks like Hollywood's Left Democrats have .....Gone Christian.

Hollywood (March 24)
by Tina Brown

ABC announced early today that their first Christian series will roll this summer. Casting is going on now for the series titled, Desperate Disciples, a story of lonely emissaries for Christ and their temptations and falls from grace as one by one they are tempted by seductive women, drugs, and Left Wing atheists.

Hollywood (March 24)
by Heidi Fleiss

FOX announced late yesterday that American Idol producers will launch their summer season with American Evangelist a reality show wherein the winning evangelist will be the one who converts the most Jews and Muslims to Christianity. There will be no holds barred as they can entice people into the fold by any means necessary other than money. All converts will be hilariously Baptized on the show after renouncing their religion.



Hollywood (March 24)
by Liz Gruber

I can reveal exclusively that CBS will bring a Biblical epic into series form for next season. “It will have everything; violence, sex, and always a deeply spiritual message,” said CBS honcho, Les Moonves. Titled Saddam and Gomorrah it will be set in a biblical terrorist stronghold where a dictator has rape rooms, puts people into plastic shredders, has them sliced slowly to death, and all sorts of things. Every victim will pray to God just before the end of each show.

NBC may do Mel Gibson’s Passion
by Victoria Gotti

In a hush hush series of negotiations with Mel Gibson, NBC is “this close” to a deal to do their version of The Passion. NYPD Blue producer Steven Bocho will step up to the plate along with actor Dennis Franz, who played Andy Sipowicz in Bocho’s acclaimed “Blue.” Franz will play Pontius Pilate who hunts down the criminal Jesus through the episodic thriller. When Bocho was asked if audiences might be offended if Jesus was depicted as a criminal and Pilate the hero, Bocho replied that Christ was a Jew and the critical demographic college crowd was totally anti-Semitic. He pointed to faculty and student demonstrations at Berkeley, Seattle, DePaul, and many Ivy League schools to prove his point. Porn star, Jenna Jamison, is being considered as Pilate’s alcoholic drug dealing love interest and David Caruso as Paul, Christ's kinky Disciple and henchman. In a breakthrough for diversity in casting, Bocho is rumored to be talking with both Jennifer Anniston (Disney's Hercules, Waiting for Woody) and Samuel L Jackson (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, The Incredibles) about playing Christ.