PUBLIC SERVICE: As the feared bird flu threatens the world population, it is important that you bcome acquainted with the symptoms of this potentially fatal disease. They are:

Laying eggs while vomiting
As fever hits 105 patient begins to chirp stupidly
Patient complains that his wings hurt
Three day erection—disappears after canary is removed from room
Patient begins to recover after being declared an endangered species.

Here to help....info from the NIH