Ya gotta read this: According to Dean Logan of the King County Elections Department some 700 missing ballots from the 2004 Governor's Election were found in the belly of a shark that was caught in Elliott Bay close to polling places. Logan stated, "While these ballots are too bloody to discern which candidate was selected, they were found close to a voting district that went heavily for Gregoire by 100% so we must give effect to the intent of the voter by counting them for Gregoire." The rest is HERE. The true non-satirical and disgustingly true post is HERE. 9AM add: Michelle is all over this too.