5/26/2005

"Does this cocaine come from fields not sprayed with pesticides?" demanded a well known rocker-super dyke-newly titted rehab escapee as she did a test flight of her latest drug buy. Her Beverly Hills connection assured her it was pure. Rumor has it the always socially conscious star dropped out of rehab because the center was not certified to be absolutely asbestos free.... Hey bitch, for half a pound of blow, sing the lyrics of your latest hit single without coaching......