Le Affaire de Pénétration Anale......Bearing in mind Ronald Reagan's eleventh commandment, "Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican," I will no longer speak about what the French would call, Le Affaire de pénétration anale; what the Italians would call, Tragedia de sesso anale; and what the Ancient Greeks would call normal sex. We just got it without being asked to bend over beforehand. "Ow, oooh, what a surprise."

I won't speak of it again til my meds kick in.