OK, ever wanted to know WTF was really being said on all those Spanish language shows? Well eHacked has the goods in a very long essay.

You thought the Patriot Act was bad? Try the “Shut the Fuck Up and Do as I Say” Act!

And there is this one...

In the land of uneducated people that live on mountains and have never driven a car in their lives for fear that their life long transportation, Cojón the Mule, will rebel at the thought that they are being replaced, a hot 50 year old woman named Laura is queen.

Makes our TV look downright high brow.