Paris Hilton, Misunderstood Heiress, Vol MXXVII......
Now she's lost her laptop with all kinds of valuable info on it. Lost, my ass. This babe knows how to get publictity better than Moses. I mean does anyone who doesn't want to be linked into some dirty sexcapade give her any secret info?

Paris Hilton's Personal Information Lost

May 4, 2005 3:54 p.m. EST

Christina Ficara - All Headline News Staff Writer

LOS ANGELES, CA (AHN) - Hollywood socialite, Paris Hilton, has misplaced a laptop computer containing personal photographs and videos.

Just months after the contents of Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick were revealed on the Internet by computer hackers, she is now desperately trying to track down the missing computer.It is thought to be somewhere in Los Angeles, where the heiress is preparing to move in with her Greek shipping heir boyfriend Paris Latsis.This isn't the first leak of Hilton's personal life - in 2003, a tape featuring a sexual relationship between Paris and ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon was viewed by many Internet surfers.

Hilton put up a $5,000 reward when furry sidekick, Tinkerbell, went missing in August of 2004 - information on where the dog was eventually found were never released.

No reward as been discussed for retrieval of the laptop.

Get ready for secret messages from George W Bush, a revealing lesbian email from Hillary Clinton, and a love letter from Jerry Faldwell wanting more of that great group sex.

"Oh, Paris. Make me your boy toy."
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