One of my favorite sites contains a ton of things soldiers are forbidden to do----

-Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
-Not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
-Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
-Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.

List goes on....and on.....and on. BTW I have corrected the link to Soldier's Angel.
Add: I share with millions of fellow Californians in that NONE of us knew a Tsunami warning had been issued until hours after the warning was cancelled. TV was running a car chase motorcycle chase in which the crazed biker was hitting speeds of 120 mph. Better than the NBA. The biker escaped.