Sex slave crises, as only 15,000 enter the U.S. this year. This means that only 150,000 (4 million per month) men per night can receive sexual gratification from sex slaves, and we all know that sex performed by slaves is better than sex performed by U.S. citizens acting out of their own free will or the free will of their pimps. The original number of sex slaves was pegged at 50,000, which turns out to be another lie spat at us from various reporters who wanted to believe the higher figure. I kind of liked the idea that half a million men per night were dealing with completely helpless whores. Sort of made us look a more masculine country.