CULTURAL SCROTUM OF AMERICAN CULTURE MAKES DEAL WITH COMMUNIST CHINA

Muslims AND China will now control Hollywood film content. At last, the cultural scrotum of America has made a deal so that China will stop stealing their product. Want to bet that it holds only if Hollywood agrees to keep Chinese villians off the screen? No terrorist bad guys, no communist bad guys (well nothing new there), and no Jewish bad guys. Certain lines of dialogue will be forbidden

...the sun is making me squint (and any other use of the "s" word)
...the word "slant" as in what is your slant on this?
... "slope" will no longer be used other than to describe Tibetian criminals; this applies to prefixes such as "ski" "bike" and "fucking."
...certain sayings will no longer be used: "chink in his armor" being just one.

Stand by for more guidelines.....