WHEN FAT BITCHES WEAR THONGS

Somebody really famous once observed that "fat men hide their fat, but fat women flaunt theirs." A major article over at Slate discusses, in the most PC way imaginable, the thong clad women with body fat hanging about them in sections from their butts, stomachs, and vaginal areas. The hordes of particulary unattractive women wearing thongs in public is stomach churning to every man I know.

Sexual repulsion should be a hate crime. Here's a law I'd like to see passed---this is way bigger than KELO---nobody, man or woman, with more than 5% body fat can wear a thong unless they are inside their own closets. I am particulary concerned by women flaunting their awful corpulence on city streets where they can be seen by our kids. Sickening sights like that will turn our teen boys into homos faster than being molested by a pedophile. We're talking about women who are so awful that you just know they can only have sex in the dark while pretending they are somebody else. Ugh. Only the hottest of babes should wear a thong out in the open, the rest should stay in the ocean with the rest of the whale population.