BASIC TERRORISM, PAGE ONE

2. When subways stop only all suspicious looking males for searches, here are your instructions:
A. Find stupid young woman (they are all stupid so it shouldn't be hard)
B. Pretend you like her (if you and she like each other it's even better)
C. Take her to the subway with you.
D. Before you get there give her your suitcase with the atomic bomb inside.
E. Looking as suspicious as possible attempt to get past security without being checked.
F. Make sure they stop you and search you while the girl goes by with the suitcase and waits for you on the platform.
G. Once you get past the search, join the stupid girl on the platform and take the suitcase from her.
H. Blow up New York once your train starts.
I. If you feel real good that day you can pretend to the girl that you left something in the apartment and ask her to get it for you. If she refuses don't kill her, just let her join you on the subway.

I only mention this stuff because terrorist fighter John Walker Lynde was from Marin County and white as the driven snow. And if I was a terrorist I'd follow the directions exactly and beat a racially profiled search system.