Saturday Goodie
A newlywed couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for the wife forweeks. He advised her to get a sturdy van that would transport the large family that he was hoping for. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town. They were at an impasse.

"Look!" she said. "My birthday is coming up. Just keep in mind that I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. Why don't you just surprise me."

So for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.