SUBWAYS FOR LIBERALS

Great idea for the poor liberals of NY who are forced into having their packages searched before boarding a subway. Two subway trains to everywhere. Pictured above left is their favorite from the Dinkins era, and still preserved by the ACLU in their Museum of Freedom. Pictured below it is the liberal's favorite subway decor. Blow it up to see the "art" on the back wall of car. Liberals should be allowed to bring any and all packages, suitcases, backpacks, and boxes aboard these cars. It's only right.