Why the NFL won't come to LA

Yesterday 90,000 fans showed up to see USC sleepwalk through another boring opponent, and 84,000 showed up to watch UCLA do a "last man standing" war with CAL. This proves to the NFL that LA is obviously NOT a good football city. The problem with LA fans is that we want a winner, we aren't stupid enough to cough up $100 per to see a loser.

So now the NFL, just like the corrupt UN, demands a bribe to build a stadium suitable for their desperate need for ever more dollars. I speak for all of LA when I say "fuck you, NFL, when all our schools and roads are up to date we still won't talk a deal." You want in, come in on your dime.