10/24/2005

Wrong Again! Looks like Harriet Miers will NOT be the new Fed Chairman. Some clown with the usual big resume (Princeton) will get the job. Exit strategy for Miers now being worked out. Possible solutions:

1. Car accident
2. Sudden detection of cancer
3. Her lesbian partner objects
4. She wins the Texas lottery, thus casting suspicion on her past.

If we had a real political system we could just kill her.