HEY LENNY! DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT.....

Lenny Bruce is back and guess what? She's got big tits and she's Jewish. Wanna hear some great jokes about rape and dead grandmothers? No? Then stay away from a movie called "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic," because you are going to laugh your asses off about shit you never thought you'd laugh at. I mean I bet you’re so fucking lame you never thought the fucking Holocaust can be a scream. You’re such an up tight loser that you can’t believe anyone would be so coarse as to see 9/11 as a diet joke. That’s ‘cause you just have to be Sarah Silverman to see the major league yuks in subjects like that. And once you see her in Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic you will find yourself laughing at those subjects. And more

Saturday Night Live and Politically Incorrect are both ultra-orthodox liberal shows that demand their humor fit into the straight jacket of the Left. For proof all you need to know is that SNL fired Sarah Silverman because of her jokes. Jokes which went against the New Religion: Left or Else; Don't Hurt the Feelings of any Victim group; Stay the fuck away from Holocaust jokes. You get my drift. Her firing proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that comedians who do funny are not necessarily declared good by our liberal show business elites. You have to be, first and foremost, in tune with the dominant liberal culture inside Hollywood and New York. Bush jokes get a big "yes," abortions may not be all they're cracked up to be jokes get a monster "no." So if you say clever like "Cheney is an asshole," or even better, "Bush should be assassinated," those are Hollywood Left knee slappers and the show biz suits will furnish you with their seal of approval.

Proving once again that funny doesn't count with liberals, unless it's the right kind of funny.

If you've ever wondered how Lenny Bruce affected the culture back in the 50s, just see Silverman one time. The show business biggies of the day didn't want Bruce anywhere near New York and Hollywood, and that is no shit. The only big name who gave him a shot was Steve Allen, and Allen got away with it because at the time his show was in the top three. And Bruce stayed clean. And funny. But did the suits say they liked Lenny Bruce? Oh, God yes. Did they lift a finger to hire him? You know the answer.

You cannot contain Silverman's stuff into any can of rules other than the comedy club rule: "be funny or pretend you're dead." Her stuff is cage free and nothing on the range escapes her. I mean nothing. Everything she does has an edge to it. That's why the right places that claim to be cutting edge won't hire her. Til now.

She has a movie coming out called "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic." The title will put off the very people who might find her funnier than "Cable Guy." The Jesus thing might scare them away. Their loss.

"I tell my niece that every time she loses at tag, an angel gets AIDS," will send every sensitivity clinic into tantrum city; "The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager," sends Blacks up the wall; "I guarantee that if you take a shower with your boyfriend, by the time you get out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean," is just plain funny. She is getting ink at last and her movie---sure to be called by the shorter "That Jesus Thing," is coming out all over just before Thanksgiving.

Trust me, she is Lenny Bruce not getting arrested, yet. And funny funny funny. Funnier.

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