Everybody has an opinon about why the movie biz is slumping. I submit to you that movies are simply a worn out medium. Is there a movie any of you haven't seen? Twice. They say there are only five basic plots, and when they go from "boy meets girl" to "boy meets boy" you know just how tired the art form has become. When it costs $56 to take a family of four to a movie you know the audience has been priced out of the market.

Stick a fork in it, it's a mass medium no more. Wait for Hollywood's biggest star to move from Beverly Hills into the apartment below yours.