WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

Re; the supposed poor grosses for King Kong. Kaus speculates that the audience wanted a total babe to look at and not an ugly monkey. I think the Mickster really has something. So without further ado, here's a few babes I might want to see forty feet high by 130 feet wide carting off a helpless satyr who has fallen in love with her.


Can you see her clutching the phallic Empire State tower while holding helpless little you in the palm of her hand?









Or how about being concealed in the cleavage of this super babe as she stomps around New York looking for a big enough bedroom for the two of you?




Or having this über bitch hiding you in her undies as she defies New York?








Just goes to show that PC casting has wrecked a potential blockbuster. Oh well, you can still hit the gay cowboy movie.....