HOLLYWOOD'S LATEST: PUKEORAMA FOR KIDS
When Hollywood Lefties want to make money they turn to torture, violence, and gore. The latest “hit” from America's cultural slime pit is a little gem called Hostel. Anti Bush? No. Anti GOP? No, but there is a “hate freedom” message that decorates the first part of the movie, a message that makes all Lefties feel devine. The first twenty minutes or so blames everything bad in the Eastern European locale of the movie on getting out from under Communism and going to freedom and free enterprise like the horrible United States. Who cares about content so long as America is made to look bad? And movies that make America look bad will get good reviews in the Lefty press. So after blaming the USA the movie gets down to basics.
Hostel is an attempt to reach our children with a violence that is so obscene, so loaded up with depravity and corruption, so drenched with torture and murder that one wonders how in the hell the MPAA gave it an “R” rating and not an outright NC17. Making America look bad is always worth an "R" to the Hollywood Commies at the MPAA no matter how depraved the content. The story?
OK, you asked for it. The “story” revolves around a couple of horny young guys who pick up a couple of local slutty looking women and end up prisoners in a dungeon of horror. The emotional and physical torture is never ending. Victims are subjected to a slow, extremely painful death. Vomit, blood and gore are constant. Victims are burned, cut, subjected to twisted surgical "procedures", eye balls are ripped out, body/faces are drilled by an electric drill, body parts are cut off, etc...all while the victims are alive and aware. Most viewers past the age of 25 couldn't watch most of the torture but the horrendous screaming of the victims reminded them of what was happening.
But not to worry, there’s a Hollypuke Happy Ending. The movie is making big bucks. Remember these are the people who won't entertain our soldiers overseas, who contribute to every hate America "cause" on the planet, and patriots who criss cross the country lecturing us on morals and ethics.
8 comments:
This sounds like a terrific movie to me. It will be the first one I see after I get out of Federal Prison.
Kinda OT, but...
You live close to Hollywood and know people in the industry, so maybe you can offer some insight into why Uwe Boll is still allowed to make films. His newest "Bloodrayne" release came it at number 19 for the week, with reports that many theaters sent copies of the film back to the studio insisting that they didn't order it and wouldn't pay for it. Boll blames "Hostel" in part for his film's lousy showing. I'm not interested in seeing either film, but "Hostel" is getting raves from horror fans while Boll continues to wipe his ass on celluloid and release it as a "film"... all the while blaming better movies for his dismal showing.
I can't comment other than I find the distribution to theatres of an unwanted movie to be fantasy. It costs a lot of money to make a print, more money to transport it, and an independent must pay in cash up front. "Hostel" may well be sucking up all the oxygen in the room and it is difficult to compete directly with a runaway hit; we'll have to wait the week through to see if Hostel is a runaway hit or just a weekend wonder. If sheer gore is the measure then Hostel will win hands down.
Glad to see you haven't quit.
You are one of my daily reads.
NEVER read Reynolds.
When I first read your post I glanced at the linked page and thought that this was some wierd cult fringe movie that a few sick-o's would watch. Days later I see it is the top box office winner for opening weekend. People are strange.
Distriutor is Lions Gate Films, hardly a fringe outfit. Quentin Tarantino co-produced.
I saw the trailer and thought it was some sort of twisted joke, maybe a Geico commercial gone wrong. Then it said, with apparent seriousness, "Opening in theaters (insert date I forget)." So it's making money? Why am I not surprised.
Wow, why didn't I think of getting kids to puke earlier. I really think we have a good market on this. You know, pay the kids to eat the food. They puke it up in our bathrooms. We feed the slop to pigs. The pigs become meals for future kids. See? The cycle? Pretty much we have a free food market cycle, and the kids are paying us to eat them, and use our rooms to puke! Wow, the more kids we get, the more money. Holy.. Patent pending...
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