Vince Young goes to the NFL and other goodies. Young is right because he risks an income destroying injury on every play. Those of you who saw Cincinatti's Carson Palmer get put out for the season on a play in which he just got tapped can appreciate the risks. The reason Matt Leinert didn't come out last year is that he was injured and required surgery; nobody knew if he had an arm left until a week before this season started.

And Debbie Vick, Michael's younger and stupider brother (and herpes carrier who is busy infecting every slut on campus), got kicked out of Virginia Tech for committing a personal foul that was clearly designed to cripple an opposing player. During the Gator Bowl game against Louisville he was caught on tape stomping on the left calf of Louisville All-American defensive end Elvis Dumervil after a tackle. This means that Debbie, AKA Marcus, who was also arrested in December for driving with a suspended license (again), is coming out too. Boy, Maurice Claret Jr. will be on everyone's must draft list.

I only mention this two bit punk because it seems like college presidents and athletic directors have finally grown sets of ethical balls and have decided not to tolerate any athlete who misbehaves. This might mean something. Then again it might not because VaTech covered up the driving violation until AFTER the Gator Bowl game.

However the root cause of Marcus Vick's problem is clearly his mommy, the same one who led cheers in the Georgia Dome when Doug Johnson, the Atlanta starting quarterback at the time, got injured. The injury meant that her darling Michael could play. This horrible woman's comments regarding Marcus's attempt at mayhem was that "everybody does it." It is really amazing that big brother Michael has stayed on the straight and narrow with a mother who is clearly at the lower end of the IQ chain. BTW the youngest Vick was also arrested in '04 for trying to get underage girls drunk, something his mom no doubt thinks "everybody does."

Here's some pix of USC cheerleaders that TV wouldn't show