Today's Bullshit
1. The Algore story All of us can't wait for this Brokeback Politician to say something we can get outraged about, and on a daily basis. He didn't disappoint.
2. The Cheney attempting to murder his hunting partner story is obvious crap, but the entire corrupt media is crawling all over it like maggots on a dung heap. Just like we'd all expect.
3. The pretentious posing by a very few second line media as they "publish the cartoons" but in small enough type so that nobody can read them.
4. Michelle Kwan Give me a break, she shouldn't have been on the team in the first place and her insertion into the competition robbed a real skater of her rightful place. The "sport" is as corrupt as the rest of the Olympics.
5. Gonzaga becomes faggot friendly as faculty bans a "Brokeback" chant students were using against sensitive opposing players. The Advocate is in a typical snit. Oh yeah, before I forget, Gonzaga won again and is probably the only team west of the Ohio River capable of making the Final Four. Morrison, their star player, is really really good but he's college good not necessarily NBA good.
6. Wayne Gretzky's story is beginning to take on the look of Greek, well Canadian, tragedy. Both he and his wifiepoo have a real gambling habit, he has been known to bet 25k on ONE HAND of blackjack and his wife makes stupid proposition bets in excess of 25k. According to the Post

Both Gretzky and his embattled wife, actress Janet Jones, routinely gamble at the Mansion at the MGM Grand, an exclusive Sin City casino that requires guests to risk at least $250,000 over several days if they want to stay gratis in its luxurious suites.

News at eleven.

Any real stories under all this crap?
Yes, because the "cartoon wars" are beginning to look like serious stuff for Muslims. Europe has awakened at last to exactly what Islam is, has been, and always will be: a threat to every Western value.
In addition, Turkey has no chance of getting into the EU now and they are within a whisker of becoming an Islamic state; the interesting part of this is that it is the Turkish people themselves who want Islam, not the leadership. This Turkish emergence does not bode well for the "New Iraq." Blame the developing firestorm on a few imams from Denmark? Hell no, this was a gasoline saturated dung pile ready to be set off. If the cartoons didn't do it there were plenty of other sparking devices around, all equally stupid to us but serious to them.

Now for the BIG ACTUAL NEWS Sports Illustrated coming out with their annual Swimsuit Edition, not being "big news." Ho hum big yawn and wake me up later. Compared to a weekly Maxim (one of a thousand Maxim hot babes left) or a ton of others, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is really yesterday's news.