4/11/2006

DUKE FEMINISTS BEGIN SEARCH FOR PHANTOM RAPIST; LEFT WING CAMPUS ON FULL ALERT

No Duke lacrosse player's DNA is found in either the vagina or on the body of the accuser. That won't stop the feminazi Left, the phony liberals on ESPN, and the editorial writers from demanding "justice." The first claim is that they did it but wore condoms. Yes, everyone who rapes somebody puts on a condom first, everybody knows that. The "girl" was mind fucked by the over masculine testosterone laden Duke athletes who bribed the lab doing the testing. The pretentious pseudo seekers of "fairness" will do their best to lynch these guys. I hope the lawyers start suing people like Jim Rome who convicted the guys with no proof whatsoever. And the racist black DA will go forward anyway. Keep in mind he is in a Black part of town and there is an election in two weeks.

Later Add: Although many are now sort of apologizing to the Duke players, I saw some stupid women on TV who wanted the DA to "prosecute" anyway and said that lack of DNA evidence is no proof that a crime wasn't commited. Which reminds me of an old Superman joke:

Superman is horney as hell and decides to fly over the city in search of some quick pussy. Not seeing any he decides to fly over to Wonder Woman's house and see if he can nail her. He zooms over there and he sees Wonderwoman spread eagled on the lawn, vagina exposed and her body wriggling. Wow, he thinks to himself. I'll grab myself a quickie. Faster than a speeding bullet Superman declothes himself and dives down on the seemingly ready Wonder Woman; faster than a speeding bullet he unloads his love juice and retreats back into the clouds. On the ground, Wonder Woman says, "Jesus, what the hell was that?"
To which the Invisible Man says, "I don't know but something just tore me a new asshole."
So while Jim Rome and the ESPN "Sports Reporters" look for the Invisible Duke rapist, the rest of us better look at the "Rush to Judgement" by the Left, the women, and the so-called "sports reporters."

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