Today's art and entertainment Center: It looks like the young guys of America are still not ready to drool over a 55 year old over the hill actress taking her clothes off and revealing all. Sharon Stone (the naked old lady) has drawn bupkis in her latest masterpiece, Basic Instinct 2. A decent family movie called Ice Age 2 did 70 mil opening weekend, the naked old lady was extinct coming out of the box.

Saw an eighth grade production of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night on Friday. All the kids had braces, and you ain't heard nothin' til you hear the Bard's lines sifted through a metal grill. And there are three kissing moments (boys and girls kissing) and the school mates of the performers in attendence went approptiately wild--kids are still kids no matter what we hear.

Final Four: after two weeks of absolutely great games the two games on Saturday were awful. UCLA showed everyone that LSU is shit and their fabled "big" man was an overweight out of shape fat clod. I can't believe other coaches didn't see that the 310 pound kid is only 6'7", is fat, and has a vertical leap of five inches. The game was over after the first two minutes. Oh well, I hope tonight's game is better.