Superman is laying around his house getting horny so he figures he'll go over to Batman's house and get loaded, then he and Robin can go out and get laid. So he swoops on over there, but there is nobody home.

"Fuck," says the Super One and after a moment he figures he can go over to Daredevil's pad and maybe he can find some company to party with. Well he flies over there and nobody is anywhere. Superguy shakes his head and figures he'll fly over to Wonder Woman's place and maybe she'll put out. So he flies over there and what does he see? Lying on the ground naked with her legs spread apart is Wonder Woman. Superman ducks behind a cloud and pulls down his pants, checks his gigantic hardon and swoops down fast and bangs the bitch and swoops away.

On the ground Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"

To which the Invisible Man replies, "I don't know but something just tore me a new asshole...."