Somehow I just discovered a new political site; very right and quite funny at times, called The Right Place and here's a short sample referring to the phony head count of 300 million Americans:

The poll was determined by first surveying various city morgues, cemeteries and Grateful Dead concerts, tallying the percentage without a pulse, multiplying it by pi, subtracting the denominator and then cubing the remainder, somehow. The study has a 2,856,421.99730% margin of error.