11/10/2006

GOP CANDIDATES FOR PREZ; GET OUT THE BARF BAGS

Us supposedly "conservative" bloggers are conducting a poll to find which of the current batch of candidates we favor. I have removed the actual ballot because nothing prevents double voting. The current totals show that most respondents are the brain dead super conservatives who want to sink to the bottom of the sea with candidates who cannot possibly win. When voting consider Giuliani's horrible public divorce including injured kids,

Giuliani informed his second wife, Donna Hanover, of his intention to seek a separation in a 2000 press conference. The announcement was precipitated by a tabloid frenzy after Giuliani marched with his then-mistress, Judith Nathan, in New York's St. Patrick's Day parade, an acknowledgement of infidelity so audacious that Daily News columnist Jim Dwyer compared it with "groping in the window at Macy's." In the acrid divorce proceedings that followed, Hanover accused Giuliani of serial adultery, alleging that Nathan was just the latest in a string of mistresses, following an affair the mayor had had with his former communications director.
Gingrich's insufferably crude treatment of his cancer ridden wife while he acquired a newer model behind her back (click on the link and get ready to puke),
Gingrich, who ran for Congress in 1978 on the slogan, "Let Our Family Represent Your Family." (He was reportedly cheating on his first wife at the time). In 1995, an alleged mistress from that period, Anne Manning, told Vanity Fair's Gail Sheehy: "We had oral sex. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, 'I never slept with her.'" Gingrich obtained his first divorce in 1981, after forcing his wife, who had helped put him through graduate school, to haggle over the terms while in the hospital, as she recovered from uterine cancer surgery. In 1999, he was disgraced again, having been caught in an affair with a 33-year-old congressional aide while spearheading the impeachment proceedings against President Clinton.
GOP's favorite 2008 nominee: Sen. John McCain (affair, divorce), former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (affair, divorce, affair, divorce), and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani (divorce, affair, nasty divorce). Together, they form the most maritally challenged crop of presidential hopefuls in American political history. Don't forget that McCain will be 72 years old when he enters the White House and 76 after his first term; will anybody swallow another very old man in the White House? Then we come to Mitt Romney, whose s only negative is that he's a really good guy as well as once being a really good governor of a Blue state; being a Mormon causes hate to run rampant among the Left. He gets nearly no support. Yet.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your link to "conducting a poll" is broken.

Howard said...

Now fixed so you can vote here. Thanx

Anonymous said...

Thanks for fixing it.

I voted. Um, half of them I've never heard of. Guess I'm retarded and shouldn't vote. :-)

Univeral Liberty is inversly proportional to Univeral Suffrage.