Hollywood Tuna is having a good time today:

What kind of pitiful celeb-biography is this?? Where’s the eating disorders? The abusive step-father? The “sold- her- ass- on- the- streets-to- feed her- crack- habit- at- age- 14” stories? We want suffering damnit! I take it back. Kristin Kreuk is not that interesting after all.

Good read, especially for depressed Republicans. Gets you back to what is really important.