Vote early and vote often, I always say, but I voted Absentee for reasons I detailed a while back. And it's frustrating. See now I can't react to the sex scandals, closet queens being outed, and discoveries of improptieties (Washington speak for blow jobs perpetrated on teen agers who fought off their attackers to the death). I live in a city that is so blue they think John Kerry is a Republican asshole, so when I accidentally voted for a Peace and Freedom commie prick I didn't bother changing it.

Porn title of the week: Ass-Hole oh Mio.