HOUSEWIVES GET DESPERATE AS THEY AGE UNGRACEFULLY

Now Desperate Skanks??



The deterioration of the once "hot" Teri Hatcher (now A boner buster) is laid out for all to see over at Horny Oyster. Don't click on the pix unless you can spring a bone over a white legged flamingo; those legs ain't been fed in six months. In fact the entire Desperate Housewives cat house is in need of a face lift, one that might include women not on the north side of 40. Face it, after 25 it's downhill for most of the hotties. Can you picture Paris Hilton with a wrinkled up 35 year old chest?

Top: Hatcher retouched and in the dark to spare the kiddies. Lower: PETA prostestor.